For over seven years, the side of the Deck Around box has boldly claimed it contains:

4 mini pencils we stole at a municipal golf course.

This was, originally, what’s known in my industry as “irreverent snappy copy." AKA, a joke.

But like all great jokes – NFTs, the Cybertruck, adult coloring books – it eventually became terrifyingly real.

Here’s the deal:

I’m almost out of Deck Around. Like, 33 boxes left. That’s 33 final boxes worth of hand-packed party game nonsense. That you must buy ASAP.

But there was a problem.

I was 16 mini pencils short. And you cannot just buy 16 mini pencils. Oh no. You can only buy them in post-apocalyptic hoarding prepper quantities like 1000 at a time. Apparently, golf courses are mini pencil black holes. Who knew?

So, faced with...

Deck Around is officially going extinct.

It's cancelling itself before it gets cancelled. There are 47 copies left in the warehouse. After that, it's over.

Here are the last copies being shipped to the warehouse:

Deck Around began as a scrappy boutique project. Over time, those boutique costs have exploded. Deck Around is proudly made in the USA but the math stopped working. Instead of rebuilding the entire supply chain from scratch, limping along indefinitely, or launching another sad Kickstarter sequel... I'm selling the final games and calling it a dignified finish.

So this is your last chance to own Deck Around, ever. If you’ve been waiting for the perfect moment to grab another copy for your shelf, your friend group or your future grandchildren... this is it!

Black Friday is around...

We all know what Christmas is really about: scandalizing your friends and family with your questionable sense of humor.

To help you, I’ve done the impossible and put together a gift guide of dirty party games that’ll make you look like the thoughtful person you pretend to be on Instagram.

Whether you’re shopping for your bestie who still giggles at the word “moist” or your grandma who keeps winning dirty joke contests, I gotchu.

But FIRST, I have to plug the absolute best party game of all time:

Deck Around: Dirty Words with Friends

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Think you can bluff your way through this? Deck Around challenges you and your friends to make up definitions for bizarre, borderline inappropriate words. The goal? Convince everyone your fake definition is real. The results? Utterly...

The holidays are a time for joy, family, and moments of pure childish laughter when you hear words that sound just a little... off. Whether you're trying to impress your friends with your seasonal vocabulary or just want to giggle uncontrollably while pretending to be classy, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of holiday words that sound like dirty slang words but are surprisingly wholesome.

Let’s start with a classic:

Quockerwodger
This sounds like something you’d hear yelled at a Victorian pub brawl: Oi, you quockerwodger! But relax, it’s just an old term for a wooden puppet or toy figure that moves when pulled by strings. Quockerwodgers were often given as gifts, delighting children in the 19th century who didn’t have Fortnite or TikTok. No double entendre here, unless you want to tell someone they’re acting like a spineless puppet.

Yule...